Politics

Corb-OUT

Bearded leftie sidles towards wooden gate as press left open-mouthed

Embattled Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was sensationally revealed to have exited his home this morning.

The embattled socialist – real name J. Geils – was seen through his curtains wandering around looking for a shoehorn before swearing several times and disappearing into the scullery.

In a sensational twist, the Labour leader then emerged from the property looking embattled and refused to speak to photographers, instead choosing to sip from a can of Tizer as he made his way to his ministerial car.

Corbyn, 20, was this afternoon unavailable for comment.