Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn last night sensationally approached and entered his own home, it can be revealed.
The embattled socialist – real name Jeremy Corbyn – was seen walking up the path of his luxury Islington hideaway at approximately 8pm. Neighbours reported that the embattled politician inserted a key into the front door, opened it, walked into the gap thereby created, and then closed the door behind him.
In another sensational revelation, it can now be reported that embattled Corbyn, 36, may have eaten and digested an evening meal before retiring to bed. His condition was described by those closest to him as ‘beleaguered.’
The embattled Labour leader – real name Siobhan Fahey – was this morning unavailable for comment.